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Poker Night“Two pair, ace high. What have you got?” “Well, Chris, since you must know, I happen to have in my possession a very valuable set of aces. If you will direct your attention to the table, I believe you will see that this brings me to a total of four aces. I believe the term is: 'read 'em and weep.'” “Dammit!” Chris threw his cards across the room.Poker Night
“Aren't you glad we don't play for money?” I asked as I gathered up the cards and took my hard-earned candy. “Whatever,” replied Chris as he pulled out two cigarettes and lit them both, inhaling deeply. “Dude!
by ~Em-Kun
The PartyI first met Chris at the tail end of junior year. I had crashed an open house party and was feeling pretty cool as I choked down a quarter of a beer out of one of those infamous red cups. Unfortunately, as the night wore on, I got a little full of myself and started hitting on the wrong girls. I thought things were going pretty well until their boyfriends showed up and decided that I needed to be put in my place.The Party
I tried to keep my cool and acted like it was no big deal as they pushed me out to the front yard. I had never been in a fight before and wasn't sure if I wanted my first one to be with a couple of lacrosse jocks. That's when
by ~Em-Kun
ChrisSo this seal walks into a club… That’s Chris’s idea of a pickup line. He isn’t actually trying to close with it, however. It’s just the beginning of his master plan. The formula works like this: Open with a shocking or otherwise off-colour statement or joke, discuss what you’ve just blown her away with, and finally, after five short minutes of discussion, kiss the girl. Chris calls it the Apocalypse Opener.Chris
I’ve never been forward enough to try it. I’ve never been forward enough to try any of the things that Chris does. Of course, it never fails and before the night is through, C
by ~Em-Kun
W.W.J.D“What happened?” “It’s complicated.” “How so, complicated?” “Like, don’t-accidentally-kill-yourself-and-create-a-time-paradox complicated.” “Yes, let’s not do that. What are you here for, anyway?” “If I knew that, I’d be accomplishing my task right now.” “What do you know, then?” “Well, one minute I’m walking down the sidewalk back home and then… I dunno. I ran into you.” “That doesn’t make any sense.” “I’m telling me… You know, the weird thing is, I dW.W.J.D
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- Current Residence: Cali.
- Interests: Snowboarding, Paintballing, Pwning Noobs, Fighting
- Favourite movie: Sweeney Todd, Underworld, Casablanca
- Favourite band or musician: System of a Down/Rage Against The Machine/Rammstein <all of them equally>
- Favourite genre of music: Heavy Metal
- Favourite artist: Dai Vernon
- Favourite poet or writer: Ray Bradbury
- Favourite photographer: Meg Aper
- Favourite style of art: Magic
- Operating System: w4y m0r3 1337 7h4n ur5!!! ^_<
- MP3 player of choice: My iPod
- Shell of choice: Koopa
- Wallpaper of choice: The one I have up currently
- Skin of choice: Human
- Favourite game: Kingdom Hearts I&II
- Favourite gaming platform: PS2
- Favourite cartoon character: Sgt. Keroro
- Personal Quote: "Insanity is only society-deep."
- Tools of the Trade: Duel Glocks, Dragunov, Wakizashi, My flip-blade, and Mah-Bare-Hands Bitch!
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